Something wicked this way comes.

May 23

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May 22

odair:

solitaryconfinment:

odair:

when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama

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This is a full grown Golden Cocker Retriever, otherwise known as a forever puppy. 

THANK YOU OBAMA 

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rubyetc: The first lot went down well, I thought I’d do some more. I have so much angry

rubyetc:

The first lot went down well, I thought I’d do some more. I have so much angry

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bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

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belikebumblebee: thoughtsofadventure: the entire text of The Hobbit on one poster. this is amazing. I WANT THIS PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME THISTHIS IS GREAT 

belikebumblebee:

thoughtsofadventure:

the entire text of The Hobbit on one poster. this is amazing.

I WANT THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME THIS
THIS IS GREAT 

(Source: my-saturnalia)

May 21

youknowyourebritishwhen: [x]

youknowyourebritishwhen:

[x]

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.“Oh well”, said Bristol Zoo Management “we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”“Err no”, said the Council, “That car park is your responsibility”…“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”…“Err NO!” Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…Fanbloodytastic…

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. 

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.

“Oh well”, said Bristol Zoo Management “we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”

“Err no”, said the Council, “That car park is your responsibility”…

“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”…

“Err NO!” 

Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…

Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…

Fanbloodytastic…

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

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lolsofunny: lmao

lolsofunny:

lmao

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chaotic-addict: And sometimes, I love the world.

chaotic-addict:

And sometimes, I love the world.

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May 20

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awesomephilia: A twitter account with things that actually tweet

awesomephilia:

A twitter account with things that actually tweet

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wabbitwanderer95: Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.  So the room seems brighter when a person you’re attracted too walks in because your pupils dilate? 

wabbitwanderer95:

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

So the room seems brighter when a person you’re attracted too walks in because your pupils dilate? 

(Source: ruoloc)

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