May 2013
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odair:
solitaryconfinment:
odair:
when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama
This is a full grown Golden Cocker Retriever, otherwise known as a forever puppy.
THANK YOU OBAMA
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
Watchvideohall:
Never give up
> Now I feel like I’m letting this guy down if I quit.
> That was way more motivational than I thought that it was going to be.
> This is actually the best thing I have ever seen.
littleaphheadcanons:
Whenever someone brings up America’s “why” phase as a toddler, England will lay on the floor and curl up into a ball.
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onthesideoftheotters:
watsonwarrior:
I might have just taken the sassiest screenshot of Benedict Cumberbatch ever
waIT ONE GODDAMN SECOND
nerkmid:
i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg.
harrystylesnickgrimshaw:
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
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Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
cumberbitch-freebitch:
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sannanomad:
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throw things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
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